Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Holiday From Hell

To be sung to the music for the Beverley Hillbillies theme

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a holiday gone bad
Had to be the worst weekend my family ever had
Unexpected company and plans gone down the dump
Traffic was ridiculous and my car received a bump
Accidentally, that is
Front end damage
Need a loner

My daughter had to leave next day but couldn’t catch her cat
She hid inside the box spring, we had to tear down that
The kids were cute but noisy and I thought I’d go insane
By the time they left I had a honking super big migraine
Headache, that is
Need the Advil
And a nap

2 comments:

graceunderpressure said...

as Raine says, People suck.

Anonymous said...

that was awesome.